Well Monday was crazy; we were
running around like mad missionaries, trying to get everything done P-day. We
tried to get to the library to email sooner and it was hectic. Elder Jessee
likes to spend an hour in the morning to clean the apartment; the other Elders
in our district came over to do laundry, and started to help us get through it
all. Oh, Elder Jessee is the district leader, it's awesome doing exchanges, we
get to meet up with other missionaries at a non-disclosed places (i.e. our
apartment) and to switch and try different things that we normally don't get to
try in our regular companionship. Like one time we got to go park contacting,
IT IS AWESOME, particularly with more people out and about, and I never thought
that I would do/say this but (THANK YOU POKEMON GO), we get to meet people and
we get to nerd out with them and then teach them the gospel. One exchange it
was 110-115 degrees outside so we stayed inside to not DIE. I have kept track
of my weight and found out that I drop 1/5 of a pound of water weight for every
hot day that we fast, but by the next day I put it back on so don't worry about
that.
Tuesday, we had District meeting,
FUN STUFF, (editor’s note: this is sarcasm) I didn't know this but apparently
if you have a district leader as a companion, you can't get out of doing
training. The district leader seems to know where I live and sleep, so I am
always asked to give some sort of training in District meeting. We had a lesson
with a member present and it was okay. We have been teaching this guy that has
been an Eternagator for years, and his record said that he had been taught all
of the lessons. So we were going back through them and started teaching the
lessons again and apparently the Elders thought that they were sly and taught
him point by point but they didn't actually teach him the gospel. So we taught
him the Plan of Salvation up to the Atonement of Jesus Christ, and we told him
to interrupt us and let us know if he had been taught this before or if it
sounded familiar, alas he did not. Later that evening the member present that
we had, had us on over for dinner, and we were going to have a lesson with his
neighbor in his home, but they didn't show up. So we went on over there and
knocked on their door and no one came to answer the door. So we had to go about
our day, (as it turns out they have had food poisoning for the past 4 days,
their phone's battery melted in the sun, and they got into a fight and the
girlfriend dropped him hard in one punch to the face). We spent a total of half
of our day with the members that day.
Wednesday, we visited a less active,
and he has a condition that he can can't remain focused on the subject at hand.
And we spent the time talking about the awfulness of the world, and about
prostitutes in 3rd world countries, and the awful situation of their souls. We
then pointed out that he should focus on getting his own soul out of its awful
situation, but he seemed to press on without giving it any thought. We gave
service at Bishops Storehouse and we got to meet some super solid members and
some questionable people and their beliefs. We, after that visited a recent
convert family and they were outside swimming in the little kiddy pool and the
father of the family, we got to read the Book of Mormon with him to keep him on
his goal of going to the temple and being sealed as a family. We had dinner at
a member's home, they had their son and daughter from Las Vegas come down and
visit, and their son is a chef and man-oh-man he made this lasagna that had everything
that I dislike, broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus, (maybe sauerkraut?),
anchovies, and some how made it taste REALLY GOOD. I got back up and had 2nds
and 3rds, right after we had a Book of Mormon study class, and we had no one
show up. The only people that showed up were all 4 of us missionaries and the
other missionaries ride, so we got to read where the Sister missionaries ride
was in the Book of Mormon, and it was good, it was the story of my name sake.
Thursday, was dead all the way till
it was evening. We got to our dinner appointment and had dinner at
"IN-N-OUT Burger." We then found out (because we didn't look at the
calendar) that our dinner scheduled to go out on member present lessons, so we
tried the potentials that we had planned and visited some families right after.
Which by some miracle were his less active home teaching companion, and one of
the families he has for home teaching. We found out that the member dropped off
melons to everyone on his list, and he now has a new name "THE MELON MAN."
One family thought that it was filled full of drugs, or it was a bomb, and they
laughed when they found out it was him doing his home teaching.
Friday, we left the apartment for 2
hours out of our entire day, because we were weekly planning and discussing who
was really a real investigator or not and who needed to be dropped for the
moment, it wasn't fun, but we did it and got through it, and we had exchanges
with the Zone leaders.
Saturday, me and our Zone leader had
a really bad exchange. It was 110-115 degrees outside so we stayed inside to
not DIE, and we were bored but then we started to Geek/nerd out on each other and
we had a fun time with that. Early that morning we had to go and give our ward
mates a blessing of comfort and counsel, they have been having a hard time in
their new area because of all of the people that like to bash on us. We did get
out of the apartment and we taught the Restoration in Spanish, so those years
of Spanish paid off, the Spanish Elders now have a new investigator and we got
to go and eat out at Panda Express so all was okay.
Sunday, we visited some people they
said come back later. We have Church at 2:30 pm so our day is shot for
proselyting. Oh yeah you remember that crazy guy that I talked about a couple
of emails back. He should back up to church and was a lot more stable, he still
was crazy, but whatever he is taking is having a good effect on him and he is
not as angry or as argumentative with us in Gospel Principles. We got to have
dinner with some members that fed us earlier in the week and then we visited
with a less active who just got back from St. Louis.
This has been my week in a ‘NUT’shell,
Ammon